- cramergr
- Mar 26, 2022
- 2 min read
Bear Republic Brewing
was its actual name,
cold brew and hot grub
were the source of it’s fame.
Don’t get me wrong
I have no bias,
but this is the place
I left the highest.
It started with a glass
that soon grew to a mug,
from a waitress frown
she replaced it with a shrug.
Then came the onion rings
so crisp and hot,
my mouth cried in protest
because I was totally shot.
I recall a burger
at some various part,
that left me with gas
rivaling a pickled egg fart.
The grease and beer
all mixed with a flair,
the next table asked
what’s that stench in the air.
Somewhere around five
or maybe it was six,
Jack Daniel’s called me
and put my butt in a fix.
They cleared my count straws
I think it was around seven,
I couldn’t dare a guess
because my thirst was in heaven.
The ladies room is small
how I got there I really don’t know,
but a dodge, slip and fall
allowed a miss a lass did throw.
I slipped back into the bar
and froze in a trance,
someone screamed
where are his pants.
Didn’t matter so much as
there was plenty to grab,
now the lights were dimming
all turning so drab.
At that very moment
the juke box came on,
Patsy Cline singing Crazy
“hey that’s my song”.
From off in a distance
I did hear a strange noise,
Alas it was my buddies
those uniformed boys.
All dressed in blue
each sporting a tin star,
so stern and frowning
as I stood on the bar.
One reached for his cuffs
another heard my call,
he whispered to his brother
just wait - he’ll fall.
Sure enough a beer nut
and shot glass,
tripped me up
and I fell on my ass.
Patching up my pride
I called for my staff,
all of the patrons
began to loudly laugh.
I bowed and waved
a broad smile on my lips,
as I wagged my finger
“Be careful of those sips”.
Bear Republic Brewing
was its actual name,
cold brew and hot grub
were the source of it’s fame.
Gary R. Cramer
January 22, 2015 BTW It never happened.

